Mrs. Janes, Ethan’s first grade teacher, mentioned to us that Ethan had this to say to his classmates during one recent class “sharing time” session…

Ethan (in a serious tone of voice): “I’m wearing my green wind breaker today. It’s my favorite jacket because it breaks wind.

…OK, i guess you had to be there. it sounded funny. the best part was that none of the kids (including Ethan) caught the meaning of “breaking wind”. heh. heh. Elaine and I were rolling on the floor when we first heard of what he said. Mrs. Janes said that she did too.